Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL


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  • Federico Pettinicchio
    Federico Pettinicchio  3 days back

    That is clearly entrapment... Damn she is sneaky!! XD

    • Madison McKenzie
      Madison McKenzie  4 days back

      "Yeah exactly, so that's a land boat is what we call that" dammit Aidy. Now I'm never going to stop calling horses "land boats"

      • Stalin’s ghost ü x
        Stalin’s ghost ü x  1 weeks back

        Well that was 6 min of my life I won’t get back

        • KC Nham
          KC Nham  1 weeks back

          Nothing new, as an alumnus, the myriad of motley scandals at USC have been like that since way before O.J. at the University of Southern Cocksucking Trojan Condoms. There are Jewish Nazis there that will fuckup your life like they did mine. And if you're not White, Aryan, Jew, or Negro then you'd be fucked for life whether you graduate or not.

          • Ronald Deng
            Ronald Deng  1 weeks back

            Is that Matt Shea

            • Tropiclemon ___
              Tropiclemon ___  2 weeks back

              I’m very offended , I’m a female rower 😂

              • Altrunchen
                Altrunchen  2 weeks back


                University of Spoiled Children

                • Hope Dwyer
                  Hope Dwyer  2 weeks back

                  That’s not what happened with the Crew scandal- it was the administration, not the coaches. Also coxswains are short, tiny coaches that fit in the boat. There ARE people who are 5’1 that are are a crucial part of the team, but don’t actually row.

                  • Zach Flynn
                    Zach Flynn  2 weeks back

                    Lol is this a trap

                    • JRS One
                      JRS One  2 weeks back

                      The one lady has Kristen Schaal face.

                      • jason jason
                        jason jason  2 weeks back

                        Good ending

                        • xr7fan
                          xr7fan  2 weeks back

                          you know it's a parody when they don't IMMEDIATELY accept the latina.

                          • to_the_batmobile_
                            to_the_batmobile_  2 weeks back

                            It's funny because once they got into the school they did fine

                            • BSONE
                              BSONE  2 weeks back

                              I ain't wearing Mossimo no mo - shut the prison 🚪 door - Jail is where she should go -
                              No getting away with crimes because of your money flow - or your Hollywood status or your FICO score
                              LIGHTS OUT !!! SLAM!!! the Jail 🚪 Door - Like we do The American Working Poor -

                              Squeaking jail flip flops on her manicured feet - surrounded by Cold Walls of Concrete - Collect phone calls are the only way you and your daughters get to speak -
                              Dirty jail food that dogs wouldn't eat.

                              Don't do the crime if you can't do the time she should be walking the yellow line - Justice better not be blind-

                              Orange jumpsuit is what she should be wearing -
                              Female inmates mugging at her death staring - nobody caring - official Jail number - 9794A - she should be wearing.

                              Sneaking your daughters into school under false pretenses let her see what it's like surrounded by electric fences.

                              Lori always smiling when she's walking out of court - let her see what it's like to get traded for a box of Newports.

                              Orange Is her new Black - let her get the same amount of jail time as some one who just did Crack - trying try not to get shanked - and looking behind her back.

                              Let her get out of jail with PTSD - Re playing her horrific life in prison like Full House reruns on TV.

                              The same goes for her spouse - Let the jail, be a Full 🏠 House turn Mossimo into a freaking Mouse - with no way out - with his Screaming cellmate - Yelling!! I didn't do it let me the hell out!!!

                              Full House Angel has fallen - let's stop Stalin - jail is calling - The only TV show you can do is Scared Straight now that be balling ❇

                              • Carson Vandegriffe
                                Carson Vandegriffe  3 weeks back

                                2:35 he shooketh

                                • Victor Ortiz
                                  Victor Ortiz  3 weeks back

                                  This is funny yet oddly realistic.

                                  • Mel B
                                    Mel B  3 weeks back

                                    So weird

                                    • OurlostIsland
                                      OurlostIsland  3 weeks back

                                      i went to usc; this is too accurate. I once saw a rep for the school of cinematic arts giving a personal tour to lisa kudrow and her son. And on another occasion, a faculty member mentioned she was asked to show another celebrity's kid around to convince them to apply.

                                      • Rouxie Fleurs
                                        Rouxie Fleurs  3 weeks back

                                        I'll bet that this is the way USC recruits students.

                                        • Shama Girlll
                                          Shama Girlll  3 weeks back

                                          6:28 ah the shade

                                          • Olivia Blackburn
                                            Olivia Blackburn  3 weeks back

                                            I mean the coach was already rich off of that count chocula money.😆

                                            • TanakinSkywalker
                                              TanakinSkywalker  3 weeks back

                                              Keenan ruined it when he looked at the audience

                                              • Jacob Rappaport
                                                Jacob Rappaport  3 weeks back


                                                • Mango
                                                  Mango  3 weeks back

                                                  Cristina Yang? Is that you?

                                                  • Anna Yu
                                                    Anna Yu  4 weeks back

                                                    i came here knowing there would be an asian joke because it’s college and there’s an asian

                                                    • Wren Peach
                                                      Wren Peach  4 weeks back

                                                      I mentor underprivileged snails after school to teach them the joys of soccer. I love soccer.

                                                      • KillerGrooves
                                                        KillerGrooves  4 weeks back

                                                        It says cut for time, but I think it was really cut for making everyone furious.

                                                        • Elevated Traction
                                                          Elevated Traction  4 weeks back

                                                          Why didn't she just put soccer as her extracurricular

                                                          • I'm You, You're me
                                                            I'm You, You're me  4 weeks back

                                                            Damn. Crazy that the whole time she wasn't even Asian. Sneaky sneaky.

                                                            • fantom58
                                                              fantom58  1 months back

                                                              Cecily is holding an Xfinity remote to move the PowerPoints. But since Comcast owns NBC I guess that makes sense.

                                                              • Zack Zhao
                                                                Zack Zhao  1 months back

                                                                I’m Asian and held multiple leadership positions in high school and was also participating in varsity sports teams. My test score was also higher than a lot of my peers, but it was shocking to find out that I was denied admission to a school when my peer with lower score, no extra curricular activity and no leadership position was accepted to the same school. I thank god for being rejected to that school because with a little wait, I was accepted into a better and more prestigious college. But colleges’ bias against Asians are real, and it’s sad to say that Asians work harder to achieve what others do. We weren’t born smarter, we study harder, and devote more time into academic and school activities when some others spend time playing video games. Do I like being called smart? absolutely! But don’t mistake that as we only care about test scores.

                                                                • danpats1
                                                                  danpats1  1 months back

                                                                  Whew that Asian woman is ugly as shit

                                                                  • Neiloch
                                                                    Neiloch  1 months back

                                                                    "Cut for Time" why though? I highly doubt this was worse than every bit of that episode.

                                                                    • Charles Scruffy
                                                                      Charles Scruffy  1 months back

                                                                      All current Liberal Democratic Senators children got into Ivies, yet no problem....

                                                                      • Rick Tata
                                                                        Rick Tata  1 months back

                                                                        cut for commercials

                                                                        • Hi
                                                                          Hi  1 months back

                                                                          Omg I’m 2023

                                                                          • JOEL LEONARDO TREVINO VEGA

                                                                            JOEL LEONARDO TREVINO VEGA BOWS DOWN TO GOD

                                                                            • Zach Wells
                                                                              Zach Wells  1 months back

                                                                              “ and are we Confident that that’s not a boy in a wig” sports these days they just say you can be whatever gender you want to be that’s stupid

                                                                              • Rigo Jr
                                                                                Rigo Jr  1 months back

                                                                                Should we keep her in the mix no 😂

                                                                                • Katie Nepute
                                                                                  Katie Nepute  2 months back

                                                                                  Cecily is holding an xfinity remote😂

                                                                                  • Pink Panther
                                                                                    Pink Panther  2 months back

                                                                                    COACH CONCHOUGLIN!!!!!

                                                                                    • Emre Karaman
                                                                                      Emre Karaman  2 months back

                                                                                      is 2.5 gpa bad?

                                                                                      • Natalie Freeman
                                                                                        Natalie Freeman  1 months back

                                                                                        it's average. so it's not something colleges would be excited by.

                                                                                    • yoshimickster
                                                                                      yoshimickster  2 months back

                                                                                      LOVE a good surprise happy ending!

                                                                                      • Genevieve
                                                                                        Genevieve  2 months back

                                                                                        6:28 _An Aunt Becky Production_ 😂😂

                                                                                        • MISSed Bandwagon
                                                                                          MISSed Bandwagon  2 months back

                                                                                          I’m ‘bout to take my land boat to the old town road...

                                                                                          • Regina Williams
                                                                                            Regina Williams  2 months back

                                                                                            Lol Keenan is this a trap

                                                                                            • May Loves Musicals
                                                                                              May Loves Musicals  2 months back

                                                                                              6:24 anyone catch the "Aunt Becky" production at the end there? 😂

                                                                                              • Michael Gans
                                                                                                Michael Gans  2 months back

                                                                                                It's amazing this shitty show has been on TV as long as it has