Noah's Ark-eology: A Hidden Mayan Village & The Cheddar Man: The Daily Show

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  • Eric Johnson
    Eric Johnson  3 weeks back

    i told yall i was black ye did not listeneth

    • janeth kimwolo
      janeth kimwolo  1 months back

      Black don't crack 😂😂

      • Stefanoitch
        Stefanoitch  2 months back

        WE WUZ KANGS!!!!!

        • Carol Davis
          Carol Davis  2 months back

          Neanderthal was mainly in Europe and Asia and Neanderthal DNA exits in modern day Europeans and Asians.

          • Alexheyhey
            Alexheyhey  3 months back

            03:56 was that Trevor talking about his (SWISS) dad ? hmm ...

            • Tadashi Yasahiro
              Tadashi Yasahiro  4 months back

              his reaction to cheddar man's reveal! XD

              • Kaye Wilde
                Kaye Wilde  4 months back

                It's so funny when he wanted to laugh because his audience didn't laugh at his first joke and then they compensated by lauging out loud on his second. Oh! I truly love this man!!!

                • Ben Lamptey
                  Ben Lamptey  4 months back

                  Cheddar man probably isn't black like most West Africans but rather black like Aboriginal Australians.

                  • Goran Lesendric
                    Goran Lesendric  4 months back

                    Most of the "modern man" come from Africa if i do remember correct from history lessons! So whats the problem that this English dude have black ancestor?

                    • Asmoh
                      Asmoh  2 months back

                      racists hate truth

                  • Yvette Rani Rosser
                    Yvette Rani Rosser  4 months back

                    There are no tigers in Central America!

                    • volgg
                      volgg  5 months back

                      Lool love the pun "dark secret"

                      • E K Daufin
                        E K Daufin  5 months back

                        Reclaiming the throne.

                        • Joshua Barker
                          Joshua Barker  5 months back

                          your so unfunny

                          • Meghan McAllister
                            Meghan McAllister  5 months back

                            Is that what comics call a switcharooo I’ve been working on mine for my writing

                            • Greg Lancer
                              Greg Lancer  6 months back

                              It only makes sense that this complete BS would be on this show. This Trevor Noah is a fake, race baiting, white hating prick. I've seen only curve balls thrown on this show, never once was any of the info straight. Yeah, it's called metaphor Noah, eat a d!ck. LOL

                              • Tobias Uhlig
                                Tobias Uhlig  7 months back

                                I feel like that Cheddar Man story is not news. I remember hearing about it like maybe one year ago 🤔 Maybe it was even Trevor who talked about it? Definitely a Late Night/Comedy Show. Anyone else remembering something?

                                • Karac Hecox
                                  Karac Hecox  8 months back

                                  You know, I've really been trying to give Trevor Noah a fair shot ever since he first got this hosting position from the miracle workers over there at the make-a-wish foundation. But seriously, how long has it been at this point? I think its time to close the polls. The votes are in, and it's clear that the man is not good. Dont get me wrong,I wasn't expecting the impossible, with him stepping in and wowing us at how well he was able to fill Jon Stewart's shoes. That just wasn't gonna happen. But what we got instead just seems like an unfair fate for the Daily Show. There's a void in my life now, and listening to some South African bowl of oatmeal confidently deliver bad material, only makes me miss the good old days more. Please Comedy Central...Fix this already

                                  • Tucker Bowen
                                    Tucker Bowen  8 months back

                                    You can DNA-test an ancient skeleton?

                                    • K`La Z
                                      K`La Z  9 months back

                                      Lmmfaooooo

                                      • Tadesan
                                        Tadesan  9 months back

                                        I’m so happy to not be a racist. When you learn about human evolution you really do feel connected to everybody else. I love you guys.

                                        • Lechatnocternal
                                          Lechatnocternal  10 months back

                                          That dog joke was so accurate ‘cause I swer that’s what African parents do when they get annoyed by their kid’s pets

                                          • Erevos
                                            Erevos  10 months back

                                            i don't get it. why does the amount of melanin in the skin matter so much?

                                            • Mike Nunyabizness
                                              Mike Nunyabizness  11 months back

                                              He actually does have the same nose, and high cheek bones. Too funny.

                                              • 15 seconds of truth
                                                15 seconds of truth  11 months back

                                                Just when I thought ur show couldn't suck harder it came on again!

                                                • Liur
                                                  Liur  11 months back

                                                  Uh, well the Guatemalan jungles aren't hiding any tigers actually. Those live only in Asia Trevor. (:

                                                  • orry townes
                                                    orry townes  11 months back

                                                    Dont get her killed in a tunnel too, Trevor.

                                                    • Tricé Davis
                                                      Tricé Davis  11 months back

                                                      Bahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing.

                                                      • applejuicyjuice
                                                        applejuicyjuice  11 months back

                                                        Lmao 😂

                                                        • nathan110063
                                                          nathan110063  12 months back

                                                          Trevor!!!!!

                                                          Will you go on a cheap date with me? Lol seriously tho

                                                          • cathy hurd
                                                            cathy hurd  1 years back

                                                            That dimple.

                                                            • Colabuss
                                                              Colabuss  1 years back

                                                              He's so cute with his little jacket

                                                              • CiCi Chambers
                                                                CiCi Chambers  1 years back

                                                                Thanks for the laugh!

                                                                • Rushi Tawade
                                                                  Rushi Tawade  1 years back

                                                                  tigers aren't found in Guatemalan rainforests.

                                                                  • Daniel Galan
                                                                    Daniel Galan  1 years back

                                                                    Did he say the joke wrong on purpose?

                                                                    • kyle spejewski
                                                                      kyle spejewski  1 years back

                                                                      cheddar man totally looked like rob schneider after a few bowls

                                                                      • Carter Smith
                                                                        Carter Smith  1 years back

                                                                        I love how Cheddar man looks so smug

                                                                        • Ogas on top
                                                                          Ogas on top  1 years back

                                                                          They slowly breaking the news to whites that they are just blacks without melanin

                                                                          • Joshua Heald
                                                                            Joshua Heald  1 years back

                                                                            So does this mean all us brits can use the n word if we're all actually black

                                                                            • mellow_mallow
                                                                              mellow_mallow  1 years back

                                                                              Bruh cheddarman's grandkid looks too much like my grandfather and I'm american

                                                                              • Happy One
                                                                                Happy One  1 years back

                                                                                Ask any Khasi. He will say that Cheddar Man looks like a typical rural Khasi villager. The DNA tests on 92 LIVING KHASIS by the Genographic Project of National Geographic and subsequently confirmed by other DNA tests prove their ancient age - 57000 years. The DNA tests should be extended to many more Khasis to confirm their real age as Khasis believe they arrived about 120000 years ago at present day Khasi-Jaintia Hills, Meghalaya at the foothills of the Himalayas. They also spread out to modern day China, Japan, Taiwan, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar etc. Visit the Heritage of Japan website where Researcher Aileen Kawagoe names the Waar (War) of Jaintia Hills, Meghalaya India as one of the Genetic sources of Early Japanese. The name Japan comes from the Khasi phrase 'Ai Ja Pa' meaning 'Give me rice Father'. This gradually shortens to 'Ja Pa' meaning 'Rice Father'. From the Khasi-Jaintia Hills, they landed by boat at the place where stands now the most ancient Kashi ma Shrine and Kashima city so named after Khasi Ma or Khasi Mei or Mei Khasi meaning Khasi Mother. The Khasis never had any written history just oral history. Many secrets were passed down orally among a select few. Now with DNA technology, it is time to tell these ancient stories which would have been laughed at earlier. There are many many more ancient secrets among the Khasis and Jaintias of Meghalaya State, lying at the foothills of the Himalayas. Remember, they arrived where they are at least 57000 years ago. To put that into context, the Hindu civilization is just 5000 years old.
                                                                                Amanda Huang in her writing 'DNA profiles of Han Taiwanese' also links the Taiwanese with the Khasi Austro-Asiatic people.
                                                                                From the Khasi Hills, after arriving out of Africa, about 57000 - 120000 years ago, the Khasis spread all over the world. They set up the Sumerian, Babylonian & Phoenician kingdoms. Their traces are found in so many places. Herodotus, the ancient Greek historian called Britain Cassiteriades or Kassiterides, the Khasi Tin Islands. Julius Caesar names a Cassi tribe which fought against the Romans under their Chief Cassi-Vellaunus. Caesar landed around the Wantsum Channel and crossed the River Thames at the Kew ford. 'Wan Sum' in Khasi means 'Come and bathe'. The Kew or Quay Hoh Gardens are named after the Cassi or Khasi harvest chant Hoh Kew or Hoi Kew. Kew means wheat in Khasi & the Cassi tribe is known to have grown wheat in Britain. The Khasi / Cassi name for the third largest city of Roman Britain was Hangne-ruh-la-mih-Um, later shortened to Uerulamium and then to Verulamium. In Khasi it meant 'Here too water has come out'. 'La Mih Um' means 'Water has come out'. Present day Colchester city was known in pre-Roman times as Ca-mulo-don-um. 'Ka mluh don um' is a Khasi phrase meaning 'There is salt in the water'. The old name of Thames in Khasi is Them Sum. The area around the Thames was then a low-lying area covered in water, much more than now. 'Them' in Khasi means low-lying. 'Them Sum' means 'low-lying area for bathing'. It gradually became Thames. The Cav-Casia or today's Caucasus mountains (Pliny called them by what the Greeks knew them - Kau-Khasis, the Scythians called the Caucasus - Kroy Khasis) , the Cas-pian sea, the Kashi kingdom in Northern India, the holy city of Varanasi was the ancient Khasi city of Kashi, the city of Kashan in ancient Persia around which there was a Khasi tribe, the Catti tribe of Germany, the Casses in France, the ancient Celtic, Cassi, Picts, Etruscans - all descend from this most ancient Khasi tribe. They were matrilineal & erected Monoliths wherever they lived for a long time. They also wore distinct tartan shawls.
                                                                                They still maintain their Sacred Forests, have monoliths all over the Khasi Hills, build awesome Living Root Bridges (MUST SEE), pass their surnames through the mothers, give their inheritance to the youngest daughter, practice the world's oldest living religion and have a priesthood similar to the ancient Druids. Many Khasis and Jaintias have become Christians converted by Welsh, Irish, English, Scottish, Germans, Italians, Spanish, French, American and Maltese missionaries. But a significant size of the population remain with their ancient Khasi Religion, the oldest living religion of the world.

                                                                                • Sandie180
                                                                                  Sandie180  1 years back

                                                                                  That jacket is everything 😂😂😂 The symbol of a tourist in Africa 😂😂😂

                                                                                  • Thalassa C
                                                                                    Thalassa C  1 years back

                                                                                    Guatemala doesn’t have tigers... that’s Asia. Largest predatory cats are jaguars

                                                                                    • Uri Ulrich
                                                                                      Uri Ulrich  1 years back

                                                                                      Of course Cheddar man was black. The first people came from Africa and spread around the world. The ones with the best properties for the climate of their new home lived longest and produced more offspring. Since there is not as much sun in Britain than is in Africa there probably was no need for dark skin anymore, so it became less black over the centuries.

                                                                                      • Peter Davis
                                                                                        Peter Davis  1 years back

                                                                                        You know someone is going to be pissed off that "Great Britain" didn't include Ulster in the graphic... of course, no one actually listens to those loyalist/unionist cranks anymore... well, no one except the current government of Great Britain who happens to be propped up by said Loyalists/Unionists

                                                                                        • Jason Moore
                                                                                          Jason Moore  1 years back

                                                                                          I know this is a political show, but I wish people could at least put aside their views and just find the humor in what he says. People who say he’s terribly unfunny just disagree with him, and that’s all they base their opinion on. I don’t agree with everything he says or his views but god dammit he’s hilarious. People invest far too much into their political identities.

                                                                                          • Pamela Grant
                                                                                            Pamela Grant  1 years back

                                                                                            I never comment but omg I just died when they showed him cheddar man 😭😭😭.

                                                                                            • Chris Tom
                                                                                              Chris Tom  1 years back

                                                                                              Whaooo they really look alike

                                                                                              • KEDAR RAMAN
                                                                                                KEDAR RAMAN  1 years back

                                                                                                I'm more pissed they missed the oppurtunity to name him 'cheddar George' of cheddar gorge