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  • Published: 11 July 2019
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  • Mark Dice
    Mark Dice   1 weeks back

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    • Cartoon Sketcher
      Cartoon Sketcher  3 days back

      check out some funny cartoons on my channel, that the left (and the establishment) will get triggered by. The channel just starting. A couple of videos so far. More funny satire sketch cartoons on the way...... Check it and see.....

    • CYLENTKILLS KUO DESTINY
      CYLENTKILLS KUO DESTINY  5 days back

      Betsy Ross flag 1776 T-SHIRT

    • Philip Power
      Philip Power  6 days back

      Has anyone else noticed the clear skies

    • Lori Hopkins
      Lori Hopkins  7 days back

      Jim made sure to send a dozen roses to his mom for the glowing review of his book

    • Steven Pauzner
      Steven Pauzner  1 weeks back

      Mini aoc, LOL!

  • Craig Williams
    Craig Williams  6 hours back

    Those 2 BOTS are an embarrassment to the human race. They should zip it and go cry in their mothers’ basements. Oh, right, that’s where they record their crap!

    • Scot Hohl
      Scot Hohl  14 hours back

      Libturd morons...

      • Vlad the Inhaler
        Vlad the Inhaler  15 hours back

        Non offensive comedy, but shits on white people. Got it.

        • Shane Richardson
          Shane Richardson  15 hours back

          What's the difference between a dairy cow and the holocaust?




          You cant milk a cow for 65 years.

          • ANONY MOUSE
            ANONY MOUSE  21 hours back

            Mini Omar and Mini AOC? Lets put em in the wood chipper. Fuck the garbage disposal, their scummy bodies would clog the drains we need to fill with the liberal tears.

            • Real Praxis
              Real Praxis  1 days back

              Look at these two abominations trying to be funny.

              • William Eldridge
                William Eldridge  1 days back

                Could you imagine forcing those two cucks to sit through a showing of The Jefferson’s, All in the Family, and Sanford & Son? They would be running back to their safe spaces sobbing.

                • fred flinstone
                  fred flinstone  1 days back

                  I don't believe it. I found this on my recommended list today. A week late but there.. Is the google god being watched too? lol

                  • Bat Mane
                    Bat Mane  1 days back

                    There’s a reason I haven’t heard of these two before, whereas Jerry is one of my favorites and I saw him live in May. He did the gay french king joke and i started applauding

                    • Smiley Face
                      Smiley Face  2 days back

                      Check out Owen Benjamin still a great comedian

                      • Boo Boo
                        Boo Boo  2 days back

                        More likes than CNN gets, ever

                        • david S
                          david S  2 days back

                          Jerry Seinfeld is a deuch bag, Chris Rock is another dedicated deuchbag... All of Hollywood is liberal, anti-american trash.. No real God loving American person cares about these trash bags anyway... All of this far left, open boarder, anti-american, Hollywood scum, kneeling for the American flag, OK with child molesting /trafficking demicrat trash party will wonder why they lost the 2020 election... It's because there is an overwhelming majority of true American people who will never take the stance of giving up what thousands of soldiers who have lost their lives to protect... That's being American, and living the American dream... LEGALLY

                          • Ryan iverson
                            Ryan iverson  2 days back

                            Someone should play some Richard Pryor stand up for these pussy SJW's.

                            • Self Discipline
                              Self Discipline  2 days back

                              They pray every night for Trump's re-election so that their bank accounts stay woke.

                              • bumflik
                                bumflik  3 days back

                                I am law abiding and moral self loving American and black man of high character. I love all good people. I Iove black people but I hate Ni$$az just like Rock said years ago.

                                • Ned Kelly
                                  Ned Kelly  3 days back

                                  Dumb and Dumber

                                  • Chuck Hitter
                                    Chuck Hitter  3 days back

                                    Are they a couple? Wonder if they will have kids

                                    • Underdrummer
                                      Underdrummer  3 days back

                                      Why did the actress who portrayed Pat on SNL apologize?
                                      I mean it's absurd that these crazy people demand an apology for this kind of thing anyways but she didn't even write the bit.

                                      • Duey Ledbetter
                                        Duey Ledbetter  3 days back

                                        gaylordz...yes. folklordz...no.

                                        • Firebrand VOCALS
                                          Firebrand VOCALS  3 days back

                                          I’m White and I find jokes about white folk funny as fook😎👊 😬😬😬😬😬

                                          • Cartoon Sketcher
                                            Cartoon Sketcher  3 days back

                                            check out some funny cartoons on my channel, that the left (and the establishment) will get triggered by. Channel just starting. A couple of vids so far. More funny satire sketch cartoons on the way...... Check it and see.....

                                            • FBI
                                              FBI  3 days back

                                              I wish George Carlin was alive so he can show these late night assholes how to do comedy

                                              • Robert Peck
                                                Robert Peck  4 days back

                                                Mini AOC is fuckin hilarious

                                                • Dino Con
                                                  Dino Con  4 days back

                                                  You know, there are plenty of good comics who do "clean comedy" like Brian Regan and Kevin James (Sweat the Small Stuff is still one of my all-time favorite stand up specials).

                                                  But this is more than just clean. This is sanitized and lobotomized.

                                                  • Pat 034
                                                    Pat 034  4 days back

                                                    I'm offended I have to go to work everyday and surround myself with retards and commies but I do it anyway.

                                                    • dragonball slayer326
                                                      dragonball slayer326  4 days back

                                                      I miss johnny Carson already these people should not be considered comedians but moronic SJWs instead

                                                      • dragonball slayer326
                                                        dragonball slayer326  4 days back

                                                        I love waking up to the sound of liberals tears in the morning

                                                        • n r
                                                          n r  4 days back

                                                          the american flag will be offensive soon.

                                                          • R Court
                                                            R Court  4 days back

                                                            Dick smokers

                                                            • TiconderogaX
                                                              TiconderogaX  4 days back

                                                              Isn't calling other comedians, "dicks," a dick thing to do?

                                                              • Lawyer Rock
                                                                Lawyer Rock  4 days back

                                                                I miss Johnny Carson

                                                                • Kevin Clark
                                                                  Kevin Clark  4 days back

                                                                  I had to re subscribe to you mark dice. I was removed ???

                                                                  • Boden Boi
                                                                    Boden Boi  4 days back

                                                                    Don't forget Married With Children, with Al Bundy's fat jokes about his shoestore customers ,and NO MA'AM. Also The Honeymooners with Ralph Kramden threatening to hit Alice "One of these days Alice, BANG ZOOM!" Both are TV Classics.

                                                                    • Marco Joli
                                                                      Marco Joli  4 days back

                                                                      Silly soy boys were never funny and won't last. Cry babies!

                                                                      • Rebecca Repasky
                                                                        Rebecca Repasky  4 days back

                                                                        They are offensive to me.

                                                                        • Ben Dover
                                                                          Ben Dover  4 days back

                                                                          These two guys sounded vaguely retarded, in the sense of mental retardation, right?

                                                                          • No Future Productions
                                                                            No Future Productions  5 days back

                                                                            Whoa! That Mini-AOC garbage disposal bit was awesome!

                                                                            • Shaun Clark
                                                                              Shaun Clark  5 days back

                                                                              SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A JIM PUCH BAG..

                                                                              • Shaun Clark
                                                                                Shaun Clark  5 days back

                                                                                TWO IGNORANT BRAINDEAD DICKHEADS SPOUTING OF THE LIES THEY HAVE BEEN FED AND ARE TWO STUPID TO BE BOTHERED TO CHECK THEIR FACTS..

                                                                                • Chrisfragger1
                                                                                  Chrisfragger1  5 days back

                                                                                  I wonder how much Acosta paid for these reviews?

                                                                                  • Joris Vander Cammen
                                                                                    Joris Vander Cammen  5 days back

                                                                                    What is this? YouTube has put an ad on this video!!?
                                                                                    Are they stopping their bias?
                                                                                    Or are just desperately in search for money.

                                                                                    • Big Boots
                                                                                      Big Boots  5 days back

                                                                                      mini AOC has been getting death threats from the lefty loons. so if you see any of these threats against the young lady, please go the the FBI Cyber Crime Division and file a complaint with your evidence

                                                                                      • BRYAN351
                                                                                        BRYAN351  5 days back

                                                                                        I still have the original cassette tape of that Chris Rock stand-up act.

                                                                                        • ResQmomKim
                                                                                          ResQmomKim  5 days back

                                                                                          Mini AOC had to take down her channel because some triggered snowflake(s) were making death threats against her and harassing her and her family. ):(

                                                                                          • Jonas Grumby
                                                                                            Jonas Grumby  5 days back

                                                                                            Those guys are sofa king we Todd did.

                                                                                            • Alwaysamazed
                                                                                              Alwaysamazed  5 days back

                                                                                              Just looking at that guy I was culturally offended and that's no joke.

                                                                                              • Mccord Junior tom
                                                                                                Mccord Junior tom  5 days back

                                                                                                Oh by the way that guy Stevens with all the money send Nicole $400 the other day I'm not supposed to tell you but I'm telling you to eat your heart out your motives didn't work they're going to still keep in touch he has her private number next time stay out of people's love life you can get hurt that way