Weekend Update: Apple Card - SNL


Comments • 542

  • Palestine Exists
    Palestine Exists  1 weeks back

    1:06 wow, reviving a classic 👏

    • Kat James
      Kat James  4 weeks back

      This one was particularly good.

      • Dex Peck
        Dex Peck  4 weeks back


        • luckyjasonfan
          luckyjasonfan  1 months back

          Two Uteruses?!?!!!!! 😥😭😱

          • Robert RamJam
            Robert RamJam  1 months back

            The guy laughing at the Zebra joke sounded like DeNiro's character in Cape Fear when he's at the movie theater.

            • Mason Leary
              Mason Leary  1 months back

              Michael Che should know better than to bash an Apple announcement before ever getting to use the new services! Just saying :/

              • Mark Jones
                Mark Jones  1 months back

                Personally, thought the zebra joke was gonna go "Now we finally know that its black with white stripes"

                • Joe Reyes
                  Joe Reyes  1 months back

                  2:20 this happened on an episode of Married with Children

                  • livewithpassion2001
                    livewithpassion2001  1 months back

                    These two are never funny

                    • Nelly Halimi
                      Nelly Halimi  1 months back

                      I usually like weekend update, but did not like it this time. most of those jokes were not that funny to me somehow

                      • Ashton Young
                        Ashton Young  1 months back

                        Yes!!! This is the stuff I’m talking about!! Funny very funny

                        • Sydney I.
                          Sydney I.  1 months back

                          I love how che is like....why do you make me say these things

                          • Mary V.
                            Mary V.  1 months back

                            So much dark humor in this one.

                            I love it.

                            • Agent Office
                              Agent Office  1 months back

                              Apple is trash

                              • Patrick Crosby
                                Patrick Crosby  1 months back

                                *My* favorite part: when it all ended.

                                • ravenrvd25
                                  ravenrvd25  1 months back

                                  The jokes were actually funny in this clip, but audience seems to be offended by everything.

                                  • Evan Rhys
                                    Evan Rhys  1 months back


                                    • Sofi Pacheco
                                      Sofi Pacheco  1 months back

                                      I didn’t get the zebra joke 😐

                                      • whywherewhenhow
                                        whywherewhenhow  1 months back

                                        Europeans dont leave a tip cause servers here make living wages but go off i guess

                                        • James Mason
                                          James Mason  1 months back

                                          Michael's comedy was too blue for them! 🤣

                                          • millerny10
                                            millerny10  1 months back

                                            HER VAGINAS SUICIDE NOTE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                            • Bailey R
                                              Bailey R  1 months back

                                              che always looks so disappointed after every joke

                                              • Republik_jay
                                                Republik_jay  1 months back


                                                • E K Daufin
                                                  E K Daufin  1 months back

                                                  Delicious children

                                                  • BuildYourOwnBass
                                                    BuildYourOwnBass  1 months back

                                                    Why you looking at the audience Micheal Che? You aint Michael B Jordan

                                                    • Clayton Johnson
                                                      Clayton Johnson  1 months back

                                                      Bruh IM WEAK BY THAT DELICIOUS CHILDREN JOKE

                                                      • DatLoneKiwi DatLoneKiwi
                                                        DatLoneKiwi DatLoneKiwi  1 months back

                                                        Church camp....

                                                        • Ms. RMoreno
                                                          Ms. RMoreno  2 months back

                                                          But then I saw his shirt.... looks soft....might feel fine

                                                          • Will Rose
                                                            Will Rose  2 months back

                                                            Zebra joke: BOOOOOO!

                                                            • PowdaToastFace Killah
                                                              PowdaToastFace Killah  2 months back

                                                              Weekend update is the funniest part of snl

                                                              • Margarita M.
                                                                Margarita M.  2 months back

                                                                Jesus Christ, if she has two uteruses, then she has two periods at once! Or one constant period! 😱

                                                                • Margarita M.
                                                                  Margarita M.  2 months back

                                                                  Apple ad before apple card video. Of course.

                                                                  • Margarita M.
                                                                    Margarita M.  2 months back

                                                                    Apple ad before apple card video. Of course.

                                                                    • Inisa Jefferson
                                                                      Inisa Jefferson  2 months back

                                                                      Weekend update went dark.

                                                                      • Don Berwick
                                                                        Don Berwick  2 months back

                                                                        It's not enough they overprice their products and hide their money offshore, now they will be able to double dip and also hit you with their 9001% interest rate

                                                                        • kennedy jordyn
                                                                          kennedy jordyn  2 months back

                                                                          i love when che looks around in audience when he makes an offensive joke

                                                                          • Thunder Up
                                                                            Thunder Up  2 months back

                                                                            Listening to Che struggle to read from the TelePrompTer is always entertaining

                                                                            • Hamad Osuna
                                                                              Hamad Osuna  2 months back

                                                                              Neil Degrasse Tyson Says I'm Not Fate From The Mythological Story

                                                                              • D.A. 小丹
                                                                                D.A. 小丹  2 months back

                                                                                Che is serving cheekbone. YAS

                                                                                • Nuttymeemps
                                                                                  Nuttymeemps  2 months back

                                                                                  Just horrible!

                                                                                  • Natalie L
                                                                                    Natalie L  2 months back

                                                                                    Right before this video I got an add about new security measures for Apple and now I’m dying 😂

                                                                                    • journalcookie
                                                                                      journalcookie  2 months back

                                                                                      Michael was on fire, fucking hell xD

                                                                                      • Adara Ingram
                                                                                        Adara Ingram  2 months back

                                                                                        Why is Che KILLING it this week

                                                                                        • ferrari 488
                                                                                          ferrari 488  2 months back

                                                                                          What's black and white and red all over?

                                                                                          A bloody zebra

                                                                                          • Matthew Bryant
                                                                                            Matthew Bryant  2 months back

                                                                                            I didn't watch this cause I'm rolling a joint to treak my ptsd of having no friends nor family.... and I went to NYU film 2003-2007... and like an Eagle Scout so some piece of shit who didn't deserve an internship... you had to donate to the renovations for that or something... but isn't the Apple card for your retarded crew members? At this point, the only people I can think of being die hard into the Apple ecosystem are super sad and unhealthy union film and TV crew members... did you guys to an Apple Event cold open? What was with all the Valley girl accents reminding me of the popular girls from my highschool… the girls who's bffs got into porn or who's bf's sold pounds of weed in college and who are mad rich in 2019, with sick jobs...?

                                                                                            • Megan Perreault
                                                                                              Megan Perreault  2 months back

                                                                                              This one is the best one, clue in N O's and CEOs

                                                                                              • rickfx xzc stevenson
                                                                                                rickfx xzc stevenson  2 months back

                                                                                                Mad funnnnnnny

                                                                                                • Jackie Dawson
                                                                                                  Jackie Dawson  2 months back

                                                                                                  Michael, 🤣you are bad!