Apple Picking Is Only Romantic for White People - Cristela Alonzo

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  • TKO593
    TKO593  1 hours back

    Can’t afford gas after buying J Z tickets.

    • Kevin Guzman Daza
      Kevin Guzman Daza  2 days back

      was this supposed to be funny?

      • Jv Saxopeal
        Jv Saxopeal  2 days back

        You dont listen to rap music obviously

        • hKPmZ786W4JG7Rgq
          hKPmZ786W4JG7Rgq  2 days back

          I did the same thing where this white guy asked if I was Thai and I said yes (I'm Filipino). Then he started telling me words he knew in Thai and I panicked and blurted out, "I was born here!!!!" and ran away.

          • NoRainNoFlowers
            NoRainNoFlowers  2 days back

            my aunt showed me pictures of my father’s family when they were young. the cabbies in New York had a tradition where a bunch of them and their families drove out to nearby orchards and filled their trunks with apples

            • Daniel Dumile
              Daniel Dumile  2 days back

              Tryhard

              • Derrick Lopez
                Derrick Lopez  2 days back

                Her face reminds me of my cousin lmfao

                • Karla Almanza
                  Karla Almanza  3 days back

                  The Apple picking tho 🍎

                  • C. Bishop Davis
                    C. Bishop Davis  3 days back

                    her delivery reminds me of gabriel inglesias

                    • Geno J
                      Geno J  3 days back

                      2:50;
                      Someone summoned the crowd to wake up!
                      #imoutty

                      ....however;
                      Those knowledgeable on the benefits of 'the apple' would rather pick them than buy them.....in America ( *depending on* https://www.ewg.org/agmag/2019/07/curbing-polluting-farm-runoff-key-fighting-epidemic-toxic-algae-blooms)

                      • Tim Smith
                        Tim Smith  4 days back

                        Bitch has never picked a apple in her life

                        • Kira Dot
                          Kira Dot  4 days back

                          Welp. I feel attacked. 3:15

                          • NoVaKane
                            NoVaKane  4 days back

                            Oh race.. how original

                            • MelanesianPearl
                              MelanesianPearl  4 days back

                              That last bit though 😂😂

                              • Anna Shadows
                                Anna Shadows  5 days back

                                Love her, I wish she got a second season for her TV show it was my family’s favorite thing to watch together.

                              • Marie Blade
                                Marie Blade  5 days back

                                2am and trying not to laugh too loudly so that I don't wake up my family...🤭 I might have failed 😂

                                • Jose Rivera
                                  Jose Rivera  5 days back

                                  I gave this a shot. I didn't laugh once.

                                  • resortpoint
                                    resortpoint  6 days back

                                    She’s not funny at all. Painful to watch.

                                    • MrGrombie
                                      MrGrombie  6 days back

                                      Talking about not wanting to do any work, and then gets winded after laying down? No wonder why you're a comedian. Lol

                                      • meagan dorsey
                                        meagan dorsey  6 days back

                                        Is it bad that I’ve always liked breakup songs and mocked love songs. Like I already have a breakup song in mind when I am on the first date Hehehe probably a little nihilistic but I’m a realist hehe.

                                        • Jay Es
                                          Jay Es  7 days back

                                          We got lateenas

                                          • RatIsDrowning *insert teardrop emoji*

                                            mexicans are white lool

                                            • Hlengiwe Zungu
                                              Hlengiwe Zungu  1 weeks back

                                              Pick some apples😂😂

                                              • LADY DAY May
                                                LADY DAY May  1 weeks back

                                                When will she be funny?

                                                • digital subliminal messages

                                                  S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S
                                                  Its just eating for the rest of us// //comm, it's a good ideal/its actually a mutual fund // it'll be ...nice// // haa/ they might

                                                  • Recusant BilE
                                                    Recusant BilE  1 weeks back

                                                    Is it ok to talk like someone from another race?

                                                    • Sergeant Gunny Gaming
                                                      Sergeant Gunny Gaming  1 weeks back

                                                      White boy here and I just wanna say apple picking sounds boring AF, but I'm not all that romantic and shit anyway...

                                                      • Jabez Sembegere
                                                        Jabez Sembegere  1 weeks back

                                                        Boring.

                                                        • ElleinElle08
                                                          ElleinElle08  1 weeks back

                                                          She’s Hilarious 😆😂😆

                                                          • jr guzman
                                                            jr guzman  1 weeks back

                                                            🚮

                                                            • Cyn L.P
                                                              Cyn L.P  1 weeks back

                                                              I was dating this guy and at the time I as obsessed with Boston by Augustana and he goes “is that our song? Does it remind you of me?” I’m like “no 😐” we had only been dating for like a week. Calm your ass down.

                                                              • Arthur Sprong
                                                                Arthur Sprong  1 weeks back

                                                                This is also why you don't take someone from Bangladesh on a romantic build-a-bear date.

                                                              • Eric Pro
                                                                Eric Pro  1 weeks back

                                                                Hey look another video aimed at poking fun at white people... greaaaatttt...

                                                                • sick little monkey
                                                                  sick little monkey  1 weeks back

                                                                  My sister is bi-polar when her meds would get out of balance she'd play VICTIM OF LOVE by the Eagles 19 times in a row 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

                                                                  • Bi- Han
                                                                    Bi- Han  1 weeks back

                                                                    😆🤣😂

                                                                    • Mr. GiveMeJESUS No Lies Allowed

                                                                      I like her...She's hilarious!!!

                                                                      • chance2413
                                                                        chance2413  1 weeks back

                                                                        She is not funny

                                                                      • Jay B
                                                                        Jay B  1 weeks back

                                                                        I’m white & tbh White people jokes only are funny and go well when black Americans do it seems so fake when anybody else does it tbh & is it me or does it seem like everyone’s trying to be like black Americans

                                                                        • ROC ROC
                                                                          ROC ROC  1 weeks back

                                                                          Not hating but this was awful.

                                                                          • Geo FuegoTM
                                                                            Geo FuegoTM  1 weeks back

                                                                            Bitch is wack

                                                                            • Freddy
                                                                              Freddy  1 weeks back

                                                                              Hispanics treat blacks like shit..fuck them

                                                                            • First Last
                                                                              First Last  1 weeks back

                                                                              Who cares haha

                                                                              • dark knight
                                                                                dark knight  1 weeks back

                                                                                Jay z dont sing bout that shit

                                                                                • Diogo Sales
                                                                                  Diogo Sales  1 weeks back

                                                                                  That's how it's done ladies and gentlemen.
                                                                                  She's funny but she doesn't need to talk about her pussy or sex.

                                                                                  • sentbackfrom2084
                                                                                    sentbackfrom2084  2 weeks back

                                                                                    This woke comedy central every joke is about race bullshit just is not funny.

                                                                                    • EVAN ELDRICH NKUBA
                                                                                      EVAN ELDRICH NKUBA  2 weeks back

                                                                                      *You can always pawn the Diamonds for cash...boom mind blown!*

                                                                                      • yoc land
                                                                                        yoc land  2 weeks back

                                                                                        I didnt even chuckle, not once. Wtf is so funny?

                                                                                        • kalo gucake
                                                                                          kalo gucake  2 weeks back

                                                                                          The love song part is true 😁😂😭🤭