Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

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  • The sozo guy
    The sozo guy  17 hours back

    69 had pedophilia charges

    • Robin Mulligan
      Robin Mulligan  1 days back

      OH MY GOD. THE GAL WHO PAID A COACH 500 BUX
      WAS IN AN ACTUAL OTHER SNL SKIT OH MY GODDDD!!!!
      (Which was 'Cut for Time: College Admissions', that I just came from X>)

      • finight9
        finight9  2 days back

        boobz

        • theEarthChildx
          theEarthChildx  3 days back

          I’m in here for assault, bitch!

          • eh eh
            eh eh  5 days back

            Lets all watch lori loughlins important Hallmark series, Garage Sale Mystery

            • Peeps
              Peeps  5 days back

              Wasn't 6aix9ine was also arrested for pedophilia

              • Ashonestasa Fox aka As Honest As A Fox

                Love how Keaton just said fuck it with the Aussie accent...

                • John Blackbird
                  John Blackbird  6 days back

                  As a person who had been in jail a few times this is not even kind of what it’s like and prison is so much better and worst at the same time it’s crazy

                  • aiden haney
                    aiden haney  6 days back

                    you pay more than that for a 59 les paul

                    • Verge Faded
                      Verge Faded  1 weeks back

                      I’m fucking pissed they called it kofi and tufi

                      • Cam x Cam
                        Cam x Cam  2 weeks back

                        Pete is so bad in every sketch! Hahaha

                        • Sam and Mason's Cool Fings

                          I just watched the other one before this one and happened to be the one about the horse girls mom

                          • Emerson Ottoline Quin
                            Emerson Ottoline Quin  3 weeks back

                            This isn't even funny.

                            • Christopher Justice
                              Christopher Justice  3 weeks back

                              The Mueller report wasn’t a big fat zero. The Ruskies did meddle in the election and had been laying the ground work to do so since 2014.

                              • Peege Clarke
                                Peege Clarke  3 weeks back

                                Robbed of his nuts. Damn.

                                • Bill Braskey
                                  Bill Braskey  4 weeks back

                                  president chumpy should be locked up right along side these clowns

                                  • dimond C.E.O.
                                    dimond C.E.O.  4 weeks back

                                    Tekashi? Don't even worry about him.

                                    • John Levine
                                      John Levine  4 weeks back

                                      Kenan ain’t lookin as thicc as usual

                                      • no hassle
                                        no hassle  4 weeks back

                                        Now all we need is a Batman Beyond movie and Beetlejuice 2.

                                        • Contently Shane
                                          Contently Shane  4 weeks back

                                          He’s portrayed so horrible in this he’s a fucking hero Wikileaks has exposed the government for wrong and nothing has happened now he’s in prison and his captors are anti America while majority of the US are idiots who hate their own constitution but use it when it fits in their agenda (and yes I’m in the US and born and raised but this shit hole is kinda depressing no matter what “side” your on politics is all about division of sheep)

                                          • Matt Alibozek
                                            Matt Alibozek  4 weeks back

                                            I love Kate McKinnon!

                                            • Ke Tho
                                              Ke Tho  1 months back

                                              anarchist...
                                              he wanna destroy the moon...
                                              is that the profil americans are showing about assange?
                                              poor poor man... he litterly is a world safer.. somebody how shows everybody how fucked up the world is.. and now you picture him as a bad, idiotic, narcist... wow...
                                              i'm so ashamed that Switerland doesn't took Snowden and Assagne in Asyl...

                                              • Dustin Rodriguez
                                                Dustin Rodriguez  1 months back

                                                Wasn't takeshi69 in prison for a bunch of underage exploitation shit? Yeah, I just googled it, that was definitely the major part of his prison time. Maybe this sketch came out before they knew about all that, not sure. Odd to try to paint Julian Assange as a Bond supervillain but I guess I can see it. The idea of the public being well-informed about their government so they can exert control over what it does with its power is as radical now as it was in 1776 somehow.

                                                • Joey Bulford
                                                  Joey Bulford  1 months back

                                                  How does one live in London...in Ecuador?

                                                  • Caleb Garcia
                                                    Caleb Garcia  1 months back

                                                    It’s hard to tell who the blonde ones impersonating. All her characters have the same voice

                                                    • Jesus jimenez
                                                      Jesus jimenez  1 months back

                                                      Alot of new Yorkers was trigger with snl making fun of 69😂💯

                                                      • Junkie 711
                                                        Junkie 711  1 months back

                                                        STOoOOOpID

                                                        • H A R
                                                          H A R  1 months back

                                                          didnt tekashi rape a minor or somethign too?

                                                          • Henry Marckisotto
                                                            Henry Marckisotto  1 months back

                                                            Santa's on crack again

                                                            • A Person
                                                              A Person  1 months back

                                                              Pete Davidson is hilarious

                                                              • Stone Solo
                                                                Stone Solo  1 months back

                                                                Yes! Let's get nuts!

                                                                • IzzyGyrl
                                                                  IzzyGyrl  1 months back

                                                                  Michael: You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts.
                                                                  Me: *Being a crazy Batman Fan* AHHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!!

                                                                  • LegendsNeverDye
                                                                    LegendsNeverDye  1 months back

                                                                    Did anyone notice the cut it out jk came from HIMYM

                                                                    • wert wert
                                                                      wert wert  1 months back

                                                                      No it came from full house.

                                                                  • Matt Orfalea
                                                                    Matt Orfalea  1 months back

                                                                    5:18 A wiki "leak". So clever...

                                                                    • Matt Orfalea
                                                                      Matt Orfalea  1 months back

                                                                      4:55 Didn't attack the US military...He reported on them...Big difference

                                                                      • Matt Orfalea
                                                                        Matt Orfalea  1 months back

                                                                        4:58 This is insane..."James Bond super villain about to destroy the moon"...Good lord

                                                                        • Matt Orfalea
                                                                          Matt Orfalea  1 months back

                                                                          4:45 Assange doesn't hack personal phones...

                                                                          • Matt Orfalea
                                                                            Matt Orfalea  1 months back

                                                                            3:30

                                                                            • Sure, Buddy
                                                                              Sure, Buddy  1 months back

                                                                              Dang, Kenan is looking good

                                                                              • Mengsk Arcturus
                                                                                Mengsk Arcturus  2 months back

                                                                                Is he though?

                                                                                • Patrick D
                                                                                  Patrick D  2 months back

                                                                                  "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"

                                                                                  I like to imagine Bruce Wayne is never convicted of a single violent crime he commits as Batman, but is eventually sentenced to federal prison for fraud and embezzlement related to all the company resources he spent on batmobiles and grappling hooks.

                                                                                  When he gets there, his cellmate is a hardened violent offender who thinks he is going to run roughshod over this white collar criminal. Then, Bruce is like, "Surprise, motherfucker! I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with me!"

                                                                                  P.S. This sketch was surprisingly brilliant, and McKinnon.and Keaton are awesome.

                                                                                  • Marquis Bean-Breaston
                                                                                    Marquis Bean-Breaston  2 months back

                                                                                    5:31 on the regular

                                                                                    • Zyriab
                                                                                      Zyriab  2 months back

                                                                                      I thought the U.S. Military was the james Bond supervillain :D

                                                                                      • Dogged Black
                                                                                        Dogged Black  2 months back

                                                                                        LETS GET NUTS BATMAN!

                                                                                        • James Demetro
                                                                                          James Demetro  2 months back

                                                                                          We take a drink whenever the guy on the left opens his eyes up wide.. try it on all his sketches

                                                                                          • Biggie cheese
                                                                                            Biggie cheese  2 months back

                                                                                            Get rid of laugh track pls

                                                                                            • Darryl Smith
                                                                                              Darryl Smith  2 months back

                                                                                              Scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy genius he could have played himself in been crazier

                                                                                              • Dr. Jeaf
                                                                                                Dr. Jeaf  2 months back

                                                                                                I'm the craziest I drink orange juice right after I brush my teeth😐