Garak Kills Quark


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  • George Hunter
    George Hunter  3 days back

    Quark: "...End up in the Devine Treasury and never know how I got there."

    • lukas villar
      lukas villar  3 weeks back

      Ok how many times in our life can we talk to a super intelligence agent to surprise us with a way to kill us?

      I love DS9

      • Meow Meow
        Meow Meow  3 weeks back

        I'd just have Garak kill me. Being surprised wouldn't work for me.

        • Life-Row-Toll
          Life-Row-Toll  4 weeks back

          Communist always complain, even when they get their own way. Sad mucks.

          • Adriano Kury
            Adriano Kury  4 weeks back

            When you have insipid mains such as Kira and Bashir, the B-cast pops up easily...

            • Gustav Gnöttgen
              Gustav Gnöttgen  4 weeks back

              Is Garak Mr. Englund?

              • crazyfvck
                crazyfvck  4 weeks back

                Perhaps he will shoot Quark with a scoped rifle while he swims in a rooftop pool in San Francisco? :)

                • CCJJ160Channels
                  CCJJ160Channels  4 weeks back

                  “The nerve gas ‘smelled bad’.” That always cracked me up.

                  • Matthew Nada
                    Matthew Nada  4 weeks back

                    I remember this episode.

                    • Susan Gardiner
                      Susan Gardiner  1 months back

                      I am sorry Quark, Garek does not know about the Avada kedavra curse. Only magical humans can do that.

                      • Robert Sparkes
                        Robert Sparkes  1 months back

                        I watched DS9 for the most part because of these two...
                        Great supporting actors. Not to mention Odo as well.

                        • Doubting Thomas
                          Doubting Thomas  1 months back

                          The most terrifying use of the word ‘Surprised’ , ever.

                          • SLMNW
                            SLMNW  1 months back

                            Too bad we did not get to see Quark die in all those different ways

                            • Anthony Stafford
                              Anthony Stafford  1 months back

                              You have my word....

                              • hardwire
                                hardwire  1 months back

                                good old fashioned gun to the forehead you won't even hear the bullet being fired.

                                • Tou Yang
                                  Tou Yang  1 months back

                                  Either, Cardassians are super strong, or Ferengi neck is weak.

                                  • Henchman Twenty1
                                    Henchman Twenty1  1 months back

                                    Quark had the final lines of dialog in the series finale, What You Leave Behind. He stands next to Morn at the bar and says, "Ahhh. It's like I said--the more things change, the more they stay the same." Then he gets electrocuted and falls over dead. 'Morn' then pulls off a mask to reveal it was actually Garak in disguise who raises his glass in a farewell toast. Never - Saw - It - Coming.

                                    • Meow Meow
                                      Meow Meow  1 months back

                                      Around 0:33 you can see Garak sigh visibly

                                      • russell5078084
                                        russell5078084  1 months back

                                        Has anyone Besides me noticed that garak never blinks?

                                        • ICE FLAME
                                          ICE FLAME  1 months back

                                          "Computer, remove corpse". Food disappears as well. That's one talented mind reading computer.

                                          • Lovi Poekimo
                                            Lovi Poekimo  2 months back

                                            The thumbnail makes it look like Garak has a gigantic pregnant belly

                                            • Walter White
                                              Walter White  2 months back

                                              so tell me wich way you all think would have been the best. courious about the answeres. lol

                                              • Kaltonian
                                                Kaltonian  3 months back

                                                I bet the producers never realised how popular and great Quark & Garrat would become, for me they were brilliant at times

                                                • DoNot Need
                                                  DoNot Need  3 months back

                                                  Someone just walk up behind him and put a round in that big head.

                                                  • Joey Wall
                                                    Joey Wall  3 months back

                                                    This is one of my favorite episodes.

                                                    • deestilo
                                                      deestilo  3 months back

                                                      Butt on a plate

                                                      • Swish Fish
                                                        Swish Fish  3 months back

                                                        I love it when people are surprised by Quark or Nog being able to hear something and they're just like "THE EARS, DUDE"

                                                        • Solo-Wing Pixy
                                                          Solo-Wing Pixy  3 months back

                                                          I don’t even know this movie or show, but... have they ever heard of snipers? If the main character wants something quick and silent, then it’s the best option.
                                                          By the way, I love this British accent they are speaking with.

                                                          • toomanyaccounts
                                                            toomanyaccounts  2 months back

                                                            its not british and they are on a space station.

                                                        • John w
                                                          John w  3 months back

                                                          Just wait until he's asleep and beam him into space. Problem solved.

                                                          • Dark Blades
                                                            Dark Blades  3 months back

                                                            Digs out giant antique ballistic weapon. “This’ll better satisfy his giant eared ass because I’m about to take his head off with a 6 inch piece of tungsten.”

                                                            • Edward Moran
                                                              Edward Moran  3 months back

                                                              The Divine treasury lol, they wont subtle were they.

                                                              • Karen Lee
                                                                Karen Lee  4 months back

                                                                You won't know what hit you funny

                                                                • Veldara
                                                                  Veldara  4 months back

                                                                  I'd like to see a Trek game with Garak, maybe something like splinter cell.

                                                                  • Glenn Moonpatrol
                                                                    Glenn Moonpatrol  4 months back

                                                                    Deep space Nine; the best series since TOS, yes it has some bad episodes but overall great actors/ characters/writing.

                                                                    • dodeca hedron
                                                                      dodeca hedron  4 months back

                                                                      I want to just wake up in the 'Devine Treasury'!

                                                                      Paradise for Ferengi, lol

                                                                      • a i
                                                                        a i  4 months back

                                                                        Section 31: So, you have a brutal Mirror Universe counterpart who was constable of its Terok Nor station after Odo's assassination.
                                                                        Garak: Allegedly. *mocks surprise*
                                                                        S31: You yourself were once a member of Cardassia's Obsidian Order. Before changing occupation, pardon the pun,
                                                                        to licensed professional tailor at your prior assignment.
                                                                        Garak: On or off the record, I'm not at liberty to confirm or deny that last statement. *smug*
                                                                        S31: We have a role for you to fill here. Welcome! Would it
                                                                        interest you to know our intelligence on you, privately?
                                                                        Garak: *coy* Oh, do go on!
                                                                        The suspense! I wouldn't miss for all the root beer on Earth.
                                                                        S31: Nice choice of planets.
                                                                        Apparently, you have a 20th Century human counterpart, in an alternate reality. He was possessed by a serial killer who's also his brother. Something about your "daughter" Christy opening a subspace portal where demonic
                                                                        entities reside. Not Redjac. Nor these pah-wraiths you and the Federation have encountered.
                                                                        Garak: ... ... ...

                                                                        • jamesha175
                                                                          jamesha175  4 months back

                                                                          garak had no intention of murdering his friend

                                                                          • steve gale
                                                                            steve gale  4 months back

                                                                            No, but he sure enjoyed winding him up.

                                                                        • Hudson Ball
                                                                          Hudson Ball  4 months back

                                                                          You know... he never canceled this with Garak...

                                                                          • Gary Rzeszutek
                                                                            Gary Rzeszutek  4 months back

                                                                            Because......Garak is just 'That' damned good.

                                                                            • Dragonking 109
                                                                              Dragonking 109  4 months back

                                                                              The only death I can ever think of that no one can ever see, hears, smells, tastes, or feel is old age. Unless there is a surprising way to make it happen.

                                                                              • Ian moseley
                                                                                Ian moseley  4 months back

                                                                                Dragonking 109 Anything lightspeed with enough energy to destroy the brain before the relevant nerve impulses can reach it

                                                                            • WhiskeyBrewer
                                                                              WhiskeyBrewer  4 months back

                                                                              Just imagine how different the show would have been if Andrew Robinson had been cast as Odo as planned

                                                                              • fly one
                                                                                fly one  4 months back

                                                                                Garak is going after the Dominion, you can bet on it. They won't see him coming.

                                                                                • Michael Martin
                                                                                  Michael Martin  4 months back

                                                                                  Wouldn't carbon monoxide do it? In a high enough concentration you'd die almost immediately. l

                                                                                  • JWolfcat
                                                                                    JWolfcat  4 months back

                                                                                    He wanted to wake up in the Devine Treasury... don't we all?

                                                                                    • Andy S
                                                                                      Andy S  4 months back

                                                                                      Garak: Computer remove the corpse

                                                                                      Computer: *beeeooop* (Computer activates transporter)

                                                                                      Garak: Corpse! Not Quark!

                                                                                      • Bram
                                                                                        Bram  4 weeks back

                                                                                        "He never saw it coming"
                                                                                        and right out the window is Quark suffocating in space

                                                                                    • PTM45 smi
                                                                                      PTM45 smi  4 months back

                                                                                      'Computer, remove corpse.' --- There's a first. LOL!

                                                                                      • harbar3000
                                                                                        harbar3000  4 months back

                                                                                        Use a Glock 21.

                                                                                        • Anito ZeGreats
                                                                                          Anito ZeGreats  4 months back

                                                                                          Hanging took too long 😬🤣