Everything Wrong With 47 Meters Down In 12 Minutes Or Less


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  • Sparkle Power
    Sparkle Power  16 minutes back

    Oh my god I watched this movie a few days ago with my dad and we just criticized it the whole time. At the end, my dad said “well that’s time we’re never getting back”

    • ThotPolice
      ThotPolice  3 hours back

      The sin with the shark missing one of them is kinda bullshit because when sharks open their mouths to bite something they can’t see what they’re aiming at

      • Tamagotchi Egg
        Tamagotchi Egg  9 hours back


        • Godless Heathen
          Godless Heathen  13 hours back

          Shouldn't calling the coast guard be at the top of the list, rather than send one of your crew down into shark infested waters

          • j9 Phoenix
            j9 Phoenix  16 hours back

            This movie was Hilariously bad! I oddly enjoyed it - because of the barking madness of it!

            • Jed Miller
              Jed Miller  22 hours back

              Am I the only one upset by the ridiculous behavior of the shark in this movie? This is not how they act. They're not relentless, bloodthirsty hunters that will stop at nothing until they get their human dish. Also, they're pretty fucking dumb. The sharks in this movie seem like super intelligent mind-fuckers stalking your every move.

              • Shrerd_Inc
                Shrerd_Inc  23 hours back

                As a diver, you should add at least 500 more sins just for the diving inaccuracies alone

                • Jordan Garcia
                  Jordan Garcia  1 days back

                  I liked it

                  • well that was weird
                    well that was weird  1 days back

                    Sorry, but if I was trapped in a cage in shark infested waters, I wouldn't be talking about some dude who obviously isnt interested. Worry about the shark you basic vacation beach fools.

                    • Spencer Belcher
                      Spencer Belcher  1 days back

                      Damn. What a bad movie

                      • SnowyDoggie
                        SnowyDoggie  1 days back

                        'Imma go back to the room so I can give Stuart a call.'

                        • Spacecookie
                          Spacecookie  1 days back

                          47 meters of beer on the wall. I'd love to watch a movie where that's sung.

                          • fatotto
                            fatotto  1 days back

                            Next up: porn video sins

                            I would watch it

                            • Shion Natsume
                              Shion Natsume  1 days back

                              When I saw this movie I already want my 7.50 dollars back i should of watch something else and i now that blond girl is going to die in the beginning of the movie and the end when the girl was safe by her sister I didn't believe she was alive then booom it was illusions. and I new it. I not a I'm not a diving person but I know someone not going to survive that long. if they really now what they doing. But hey that what I thinking. the movie was kinda good

                              • Ashley and Matteo Vlogs

                                I don't understand why Lisa was on the boat after being saved but then she was in the cage again

                                • Lauren Fellows
                                  Lauren Fellows  1 days back

                                  The second one is way better and more hilarious

                                  • Patricia S. Alivio
                                    Patricia S. Alivio  1 days back

                                    I was pissed the whole time watching this movie and punched a pillow everytime Mandy Moore starts screaming so fyckingnloud

                                    • Donn Tmv
                                      Donn Tmv  1 days back

                                      “Sex is natural sex is fun sex is best when its one on one”

                                      • TheeDreadGod
                                        TheeDreadGod  2 days back

                                        This one was trash but the new one was actually pretty entertaining and nerve racking lol nothing like the first

                                        • hot cheetos
                                          hot cheetos  2 days back

                                          also how the hell did the coast guards not get eaten by sharks lmao movie logic

                                          • hot cheetos
                                            hot cheetos  2 days back

                                            i literally skipped through the entire movie bc it was so boringgg 😂

                                            • Emo Gang
                                              Emo Gang  2 days back

                                              Me: **has headache and stated up until five am**
                                              Brain: go the fuck to sleep!
                                              Me: b-but it’s a cinema sins video...
                                              Brain: *SLEEP!*

                                              Me: no

                                              • treyway
                                                treyway  2 days back

                                                it’s a mf movie. jesus people. go harp on things that matter lmfao 💀

                                                • LightningTC
                                                  LightningTC  2 days back

                                                  Can't wait for the review of 47 meters down uncaged because it really sucked

                                                  • M4TTH3W G.
                                                    M4TTH3W G.  2 days back

                                                    So y'all are going to skip that she came swimming from under (a big distance) but then suddenly after, she is "on her knees" talking to the girl she just tilted 🤔

                                                    • Andy Sanders
                                                      Andy Sanders  2 days back

                                                      Yooo just watched the second one plssssss sin it it was a mess and I loved it😂😂😂😂

                                                      • matt prior
                                                        matt prior  2 days back

                                                        The biggest bullshit was .....they both make away and not dead and there mask was built of alien material and technology since it stayed intact with them until the end of movie .
                                                        On the other hand .......the second 2019 was somewhat nearer to some reality since there are deaths of sexy , beautiful girls .

                                                        • Michelle Laurie
                                                          Michelle Laurie  2 days back

                                                          How did they out swim a shark in this movie like this was the dumbest movie I ever watched

                                                          • ` Penke `
                                                            ` Penke `  2 days back

                                                            Honestly my biggest issue is like,,,
                                                            Sharks really don't act like this at all. Sharks would not just stick around like that and frankly, they wouldn't be all that interested in eating people. We aren't chunky enough. They usually only eat us if they mistake us for a turtle or seal. Once they bite, they realize we aren't turtles or seals, and spit us back out.

                                                            • Elizabeth Wagner
                                                              Elizabeth Wagner  2 days back

                                                              I've been on a glass bottom boat. It's not that great

                                                              • Matt Pascal
                                                                Matt Pascal  2 days back

                                                                Y’all over thinking this

                                                                • "CHILL OUT BRUH"  2 days back

                                                                  lmao "Insteaaad of goin under!"

                                                                  • Matt Pascal
                                                                    Matt Pascal  2 days back

                                                                    You guys critiquing this movie saying it’s not factual tffff you think a movie is ? Ever single movie doesn’t make logical sense. This movie was really good and creative stfu

                                                                    • Madi H
                                                                      Madi H  2 days back

                                                                      Have you guys reviewed Hammerhead aka Sharkman?

                                                                      • Ali Akhtar
                                                                        Ali Akhtar  2 days back

                                                                        i codnt watch the movie so i watched this to save my time n energy

                                                                        • McKenzie Brown
                                                                          McKenzie Brown  2 days back

                                                                          8 seconds of a logo of one of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen

                                                                          • ITS YA BOI
                                                                            ITS YA BOI  2 days back

                                                                            Someone said this movie was scary as hell and "just so freaky" so I watched it. It was so fucking boring. Nothing about this movie was scary, ending was something you could see a mile away, and I basically cheered for shark the entire time to just kill them.

                                                                            • Leviathans Terrible Gaming

                                                                              Note: Sharks don't have a taste for polaroid, It's the electronic properties they're interested in, There was a sub out in Guadalupe on shark week a year or so ago that showed that electronic waves become a target of interest to great whites, the sub was started up and immediately there were several great whites interested in it to the point they bit the line and sunk it

                                                                              • Julz XD
                                                                                Julz XD  2 days back

                                                                                I was sinning this film as I watched it lol. Its so bad.

                                                                                • Elien
                                                                                  Elien  2 days back

                                                                                  shoudve just posted the entire movie tbh

                                                                                  • JoshDoesFlips
                                                                                    JoshDoesFlips  2 days back

                                                                                    Title: everything wrong with 47 Meters down in 12 minutes or less
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                                                                                    • thepayne78
                                                                                      thepayne78  2 days back

                                                                                      Sweet a Manos Hands of Fate reference that's good enough for me.

                                                                                      • IrrelevantF.G
                                                                                        IrrelevantF.G  2 days back

                                                                                        Why did they put claire in a trash movie ? Come on now

                                                                                        • IrrelevantF.G
                                                                                          IrrelevantF.G  2 days back

                                                                                          Wtf claire is in this movie

                                                                                          • Tj Harris
                                                                                            Tj Harris  3 days back

                                                                                            These chicks r fuck tarts 1.they dont think 2.they panic n they never breathe n relax 3 with them breathing so heavy they would of died so here u have two dumb bitches

                                                                                            • Ben Middleton
                                                                                              Ben Middleton  3 days back

                                                                                              Has anyone actually cottoned on to the fact that the bloody name itself isn't spelled correctly or is it just me? It's metres not meters you bunch of imperialist halfwits. Bloody yanks.

                                                                                              • Omar
                                                                                                Omar  3 days back

                                                                                                end game?

                                                                                                • Orange Minotaur
                                                                                                  Orange Minotaur  3 days back

                                                                                                  Please do 8 crazy nights and joe dirt