Kirstjen Nielsen Gets Deported from the White House | The Daily Show


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  • Greta Trimble
    Greta Trimble  1 days back

    If I was a celebrity, I would use my power and influence to get the word out that Donald Trump is:
    1. Racist
    2. Sexist
    3. Homophobic
    4. Xenophobic
    5. A rapist (22 times, people!)
    6. A dick

    • Shane Harris
      Shane Harris  5 days back


      • Tracy Hughes
        Tracy Hughes  7 days back

        actors in movies are not professionals....they're pretending, dumbass

        • Wizard Tim
          Wizard Tim  3 weeks back

          I'm genuinely curious if Trump could mistake his reflection in the water for himself and drown trying to save himself...

          • Melody Headburn
            Melody Headburn  3 weeks back

            “Let me in!”

            • Vance Gilbert
              Vance Gilbert  4 weeks back

              The most pathetic part about this presidency is the fact that Trump is breaking federal laws by demanding his officer's break federal regulations - he is not allowed to make illegal orders to his staff, by law. What is this? His constitutional right to have freedom of speech and let Putin object to the way the laws are written here? Huh, nice. FUck off trump.

              • Empress Empress
                Empress Empress  4 weeks back

                Wish you were deported filthy communist pigs!😡‼️.

                • Ryk Son
                  Ryk Son  4 weeks back

                  That last segment was point on... Trump is only comfortable looking at people with blonde wigs

                  • Trisha Kashyap
                    Trisha Kashyap  1 months back

                    Ok I know she’s horrible, I hate that woman, but I fell like she might’ve been pressured by Trump.

                    • Tsianina Vibranietsova
                      Tsianina Vibranietsova  1 months back

                      At least with that dotard as "president" the world can see America for what it really is. Never been a "melting pot", never will be.

                      • Tommy Brounson
                        Tommy Brounson  1 months back

                        I am Groot I tried to hold my tongue but after listening to a couple of hours Donald Trump actually speak I realize this guy is a f****** moron and anybody who actually voted for him and heard him speak first what the f*** was you thinking something's wrong with this dude did he play football when he was young was he in a car accident lately did he ride the yellow bus when he was a kid the little one what the f*** is wrong with this dude he was like watching Steve Carell smoking flakka what the hell is going on if you voted for a guy you're f****** racist no doubt about it just kill yourself I am Groot

                        • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                          Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back

                          You're fired. It means killing yourself.

                          • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                            Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back

                            And lied too

                            • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                              Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back

                              That she's disgusting

                              • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back


                                • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                  Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back


                                  • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                    Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back


                                    • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                      Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back

                                      Killing yourself

                                      • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                        Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back

                                        Shut up

                                        • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                          Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back

                                          Insult to injury2

                                          • Kasey David LeBoeuf
                                            Kasey David LeBoeuf  1 months back


                                            • Pal Shah
                                              Pal Shah  2 months back

                                              Kids are not kept in cages

                                              • Pal Shah
                                                Pal Shah  2 months back

                                                Border security is not important thing for you?!!

                                                • Jacob Reedy
                                                  Jacob Reedy  2 months back

                                                  I don’t understand Nielsen was reinforcing the law which is what she was hired to do! If migrants went through the ports of entry there would be no separation of child and parent🤬
                                                  Also, 10,000 out of the 12,000 children were accompanied by strangers and traffickers. That’s why they were separated! Left cares more about feelings and lying propaganda than facts.They were saving children lives from rape and human smuggling.
                                                  And Trevor, your a freaking idiot and have no facts to back yourself up. You’re not even funny!

                                                  • Ryan Japan
                                                    Ryan Japan  2 months back

                                                    2:30 you know when cats turn their back to you it’s a sign they trust you

                                                    • Surtu
                                                      Surtu  2 months back

                                                      Isn't it illegal to tell someone else to perform a crime?

                                                      • Alex
                                                        Alex  2 months back

                                                        Lol, She got kicked, because she was too soft.

                                                        Word is, Trump is trying to get a hold of Satan for the job, problem is, seems like Satan is not picking up the phone, some might suggested that he is trying to avoid Trump

                                                        • Walt Schmidt
                                                          Walt Schmidt  2 months back

                                                          Deported? Tabloid gossip for tards here.

                                                          • Saigon68 Foxtrot
                                                            Saigon68 Foxtrot  3 months back

                                                            The Nazi Scandinavian is now on footing with those Nazi women who took those little boys and girls into the gas chambers. She and Trump will always be equated with the Holocaust. She offered her soul and body to a madmen and now she will have to pay the price.

                                                            • cjdorne
                                                              cjdorne  3 months back

                                                              If you want to see evil, if you want to see a demon, if you want to see the Devil in human form look at Trump.

                                                              • Robinsinpost
                                                                Robinsinpost  3 months back

                                                                "Here comes broken condom".
                                                                And then I saw the picture.

                                                                • Ungali
                                                                  Ungali  3 months back


                                                                  • Franz Grueter
                                                                    Franz Grueter  3 months back

                                                                    TRUMP IS A CANCER - WE MUST KILL IT - RELIEF IS HERE - SANITY RELIEF - HERE IS HOW: SUNDIRECT

                                                                    • Rachel Samson
                                                                      Rachel Samson  3 months back

                                                                      If you don't want to be separated from your family & stuck in a cage...DON'T DO ILLEGAL shit!

                                                                    • Gumbo ThunderEagle
                                                                      Gumbo ThunderEagle  3 months back

                                                                      Randy & kris provided logistics for trumps assassination attempts is what’s floating around..... reportedly....

                                                                      • razorpat1
                                                                        razorpat1  3 months back

                                                                        They are buuuuwing you, you stupid SA

                                                                        • Ann Rand
                                                                          Ann Rand  3 months back

                                                                          It's not illegall for the President to block all immigration legal or otherwise..the Constitution gives him that power.

                                                                          • Ann Rand
                                                                            Ann Rand  3 months back

                                                                            She was to soft just like your soft faggy ass

                                                                            • Lolo Holmes
                                                                              Lolo Holmes  3 months back

                                                                              Trevor I get that you're South African but the Family Separation Act STARTED UNDER OBAMA!! Yes the Mocha Messiah who tosses salad started taking kids from their "families" & keeping them in cages, NOT TRUMP.

                                                                              • Jerica Self
                                                                                Jerica Self  3 months back

                                                                                Really sick and sad when the President is rambling in nonsense about which of his generals could be casted into Hollywood rather than taking national/international issues seriously.

                                                                                • Sepehr Daghbandan
                                                                                  Sepehr Daghbandan  3 months back

                                                                                  What is wrong with him?? Central casting??

                                                                                  • Randy Alvarado
                                                                                    Randy Alvarado  3 months back

                                                                                    Adolf wanted a certain look.

                                                                                    • Crypto Knight
                                                                                      Crypto Knight  3 months back

                                                                                      Sad... I accidentally watched this. Do people really think this guy is funny? All his material is so far from reality, and horribly ignorant. I thought people were waking up, apparently the media is still taking orders from Hillary....

                                                                                      • eighty elle
                                                                                        eighty elle  2 months back

                                                                                        How do you do anything "accidentally" for 7+ minutes? Cheers

                                                                                      • Crypto Knight
                                                                                        Crypto Knight  3 months back

                                                                                        P.S. Kids being locked up was Obama's policy dumb arse! Trump changed it....

                                                                                    • Angelina Desir
                                                                                      Angelina Desir  3 months back

                                                                                      Orangutan on the lose😭

                                                                                      • Ohioan
                                                                                        Ohioan  3 months back

                                                                                        Trevor does silly voices and jokes. Cat butt. Yeah ok. I like political news reviews from @daviddoel , The Rational National on yt. 1000x more informative.

                                                                                        • skye fire
                                                                                          skye fire  3 months back

                                                                                          I wonder how Sarah Huckabee Sanders will react if Trump cuts her loose. Will she then say Trump is an ASSHOLE and a CROOK.

                                                                                          • ShadowFoxSF
                                                                                            ShadowFoxSF  3 months back

                                                                                            Is there some way we can convince Trump to fire all of his secret service at the same time... then just watch what happens when he is out of the country without them?

                                                                                            • BIG Stick
                                                                                              BIG Stick  3 months back

                                                                                              A show only basement dwelling gamers will watch.. Hope you see what you haven't been told...
                                                                                              Bye, Bye Mainstream!! The worm is about to turn!!